Unlike Its Subjects, The Funeral Selfie Will Never Die

Every so often, when it’s late and I’m procrastinating and everything else on the internet is suffused with vitriol and poison, I’ll type “funeral selfie” into my Twitter search bar. Pages of smiling, duck-faced teens dressed in black and surrounded by either flowers or caskets or actual cadavers stare back at me. And… »10/07/15 10:53amWednesday 10:53am

I Want to Stand With This Archive of 1990s Kmart Store Soundtracks on a Mountain; I Want to Bathe With This Archive of 1990s Kmart Store Soundtracks in the Sea

Want to relive the feeling of accompanying a shopping cart down a dingy fluorescent-lit aisle, trying to decide whether to drop your allowance money on the new 98 Degrees album or the Sun-In you need to get those frosted tips looking phat again? I have good news for you, my friend, my home dawg, my backstreet boy. I… »10/02/15 4:21pm10/02/15 4:21pm

Facebook User, Asif, Ends Friendship With Mudasir, Welcomes New "Best Friend," Salman

Earlier today, Daily Pakistan Global stumbled across a Facebook post unlike any we have seen before. It tells the story of Asif, who severed ties with his former best friend, Mudasir, for reasons yet unknown. Despite the tragic, word art-annotated tale of love lost, there remains a light at the end of the tunnel—his… »9/16/15 5:03pm9/16/15 5:03pm

Indulge Your Nostalgia With Five Perfect Labor Day YouTubes From the 80s and 90s

It’s Labor Day, meaning summer is symbolically if not officially drawing to a close, meaning whatever fun you’re having is probably tinged with a little wistfulness for days gone by, meaning you’re especially primed for nostalgic feelings this week, internet-induced or otherwise. With that in mind, here are some… »9/07/15 10:55am9/07/15 10:55am

Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorists Are in Love With Fall’s Hottest Benghazi Apparel

Over the course of the past few years, the Benghazi “scandal” has evolved from tragedy to right-wing conspiracy theory to internet sensation to even more insane right-wing conspiracy theory, and everywhere in between. But nowhere has the Benghazi phenomenon been quite so prolific (and profitable) as it has on one of… »9/03/15 11:12am9/03/15 11:12am

I Love These Goddamn Stock Video Baboons and So Will You

A solid meme for a Friday afternoon: Stock footage of baboons doing human things, paired with silly one-liner captions. They talk on the phone, they throw their computers, they gaze dewy-eyed into the distance and softly smack their lips in resignation. I love these goddamn baboons, and I can’t wait to share them with… »8/28/15 4:21pm8/28/15 4:21pm

4Chan Gets Highly Sensitive Spy Report, Dismisses It as "Fake and Gay"

Shockingly, 4chan—the cherished home of aspiring internet vigilantes and/or racist piles of garbage everywhere—isn’t quite as cunning as it might have you believe. When a whistleblower published a highly sensitive (and highly legitimate) report from an Australian spy agency to its profanity-laden forums, 4chan users… »8/06/15 4:07pm8/06/15 4:07pm

Reddit Finally Bans r/GasTheKikes, New Cesspool Immediately Replaces It

Reddit’s community dedicated to disseminating vicious invective about black people may be safe, but (at least one of) its jew-hating communities has finally gotten the boot. Yes, r/GasTheKikes is finally dead. And not an hour later, r/KikeTown popped right up to take its place. »7/21/15 11:12am7/21/15 11:12am

A Statement From the Gawker Media Editorial Staff


Our union drive has expressed at every stage of the process that one of our core goals is to protect the editorial independence of Gawker Media sites from the influence of business-side concerns. Today’s unprecedented breach of the firewall, in which business executives deleted an editorial post over the objections of… »7/17/15 7:56pm7/17/15 7:56pm

Kirk Cameron Could Barely Hear Jesus as He Kept Fellating the Crocoduck

Kirk Cameron, God’s chosen actor, knows that the heavenly father is real because no one’s ever seen a half-crocodile, half-duck called a Crocoduck, though that is most likely because Kirk Cameron made it up. But what if the Crocoduck were real, and what if it put its foot-long Crockoduck penis in Kirk Cameron’s… »7/15/15 6:15pm7/15/15 6:15pm