While most public figures have a hard time tweeting without at least one teen asking them to please sit on my face, daddy, the official Twitter account for Tony the Tiger, it seems, is dealing with an special breed of proposition. Because almost any time Tony tweets, the fawning furries of Twitter lose their shit.
As Twitter user Alex Jacob pointed out yesterday, Tony the Tiger is apparently plagued by all sorts of lewd and lascivious demands from the furry community. And it makes sense, I guess. As Gawker Editor-in-Chief Alex Pareene offered, “Tony is pretty buff and athletic.” The furries, it would seem, agree.
But this isn’t just a one-tweet anomaly. Click on pretty much any of Tony’s tweets, and you’ll see some variety of these.
Send dick pics @realtonytiger— snake with party hat (@xandreadiaazz) August 24, 2015
@realtonytiger @thot_tartz why tony so hot— Syd Stoat (@SydStoat) October 11, 2014
@realtonytiger give me cummies daddy— wander style【=◈︿◈=】 (@BRAIX3N) April 22, 2015
And maybe even some that are sort of kind of sweet!
@realtonytiger I want to smooch you— November (@zeebronkey) December 21, 2014
As well as others that are less so.
oufff ffuck me @realtonytiger. ill lick the cat hair off. let me wash that for you. oops your sweater came off 👀💦👅👄— curious gorge (@RadHazzzard) December 26, 2014
Still, the ones that leave the details to your imagination are the most haunting tweets of all.
@realtonytiger Hey, I got a question for you. need a response ASAP— （ﾟ ◇ﾟ ） (@picnictheshiba) October 3, 2015
For the record, Tony the Tiger does have some broad appeal. Cartoon skulls are also, apparently, captivated by the “buff” cereal shill’s charm.
@realtonytiger fist me tony i love you— the real papyrus (@PapyrusFucker) March 14, 2015
im not a furry but damn @realtonytiger got cake 😍— the real papyrus (@PapyrusFucker) November 4, 2015
Which is why we urge whoever is running Tony the Tiger’s social media accounts to reach out, say hello to the anonymous cartoon anthropomorphic dogs and elephants propositioning you for sex. After all, love can pop up in the most unexpected of places—like a tweet asking you for “your cummies,” for instance.