UPDATE: Facebook User, Asif, Regains Friendship With Scorned Ex-Best Friend, Mudasir

Ashley Feinberg · 10/16/15 05:03PM

Exactly a month ago to the day, our fragile world was rocked when a Facebook user from the Gujranwala District in Pakistan announced that he was severing ties with his then-former best friend Mudasir in favor of new best friend Salman. Today, however, people from all corners of the globe can breathe easy—Asif and Mudasir are friends once more.

Facebook User, Asif, Ends Friendship With Mudasir, Welcomes New "Best Friend," Salman

Waqas Ahmed · 09/16/15 04:03PM

Earlier today, Daily Pakistan Global stumbled across a Facebook post unlike any we have seen before. It tells the story of Asif, who severed ties with his former best friend, Mudasir, for reasons yet unknown. Despite the tragic, word art-annotated tale of love lost, there remains a light at the end of the tunnel—his new best friend, Salman. The Daily Pakistan’s recounting is perfect in every way, so with their permission, we have reprinted it in full below. And if you have any idea what Mudasir did to scorn Asif so, you can send me an email here. - Ashley Feinberg, Staff Writer

This Viral Facebook Video About Mental Health Is Scientology Propaganda

Andy Cush · 04/16/15 01:28PM

Has this magnificently corny PSA graced your Facebook newsfeed lately? Inspirational rock music. Dejected kids pulling stickers from their shirts, revealing words like "revolutionary" and "healer" underneath. A title card: "Stop psychiatric labeling of kids." You've got the Church of Scientology to thank.

Crayola's Facebook Spammed Sex Instead of Crayons and No One Cared

Sam Biddle · 01/12/15 10:50AM

There was a programming shift over the weekend at Crayola's official Facebook page: instead of tutorials for kidz and Christmas greetings, crayon fans were delivered beautifully pure Facebook click-chum posts like "These Are The WORST Kind of Boobs" and "Reason Why Girls Don't Give Bl0wjobs."